Billy Bob needed help on the farm, so he hired a big, strapping local to tend chores. John Roy wasn't much of a talker, but he was strong reliable.
Several weeks into the job, Billy Bob found his farmhand lazing about the barn at ten o'clock in the morning.
"What the hell are you doing on your ass this early, boy?," he asked.
"Cows milked. Chickens fed. Hogs slopped. Fruit gathered. Daughter fucked". John Roy drawled. "Nothing else to do."
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Biliju Bobu je bla neophodna pomoć u poslu na njegovoj farmi, pa je unajmio jednog visokog i snažnog, lokalnog momka da brine o gazdinstvu. Džon Roj nije bio neka prilčalica, ali je bio snažan i pouzdan.
Nekoliko nedelja po zaposlenju, Bili Bob je našao svog unajmljenog radnika gde lenčari ležeći u ambaru i to u deset sati ujutro. "Šta to dođavola ladiš svoje dupe ovako rano, ne radeći ništa, mladiću?, upita on.
"Krave su pomužene. Pilići nahranjeni. Svinje namirene. Voće obrano. Ćerka pojebana." Džon Roj je razvlačio. "Ništa više nema da se radi."
